"I am HANDSOME, SLEEK, ATHLETIC and DASHING, a wee bit stubborn and obstinate, HIGH SPIRITED, COURAGEOUS, LOVEABLE, LOYAL, EASYGOING and SWEET. I am INCREDIBLY VERSATILE. I can do THREE THINGS AT ONCE (I can grab a turkey off the kitchen counter, do an airborne spin, race through the room faster than a speeding bullet and hit the back door running at 100 miles per hour). If you want to play, do obedience, agility, visit people or whatever, I AM YOUR DOG! Leave me behind at your own risk, I GET BORED QUICKLY. Whatever happens, it is your problem.."